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      <video:description>We made it out of the building. Don&apos;t ask me how. The Doodledoomer is probably still tagging along. While following the purple vortex trails overhead, we stumbled onto something our maps don&apos;t show: UpWard. A facility for mentally ill children, abandoned in 1985. Whatever happened here, it happened fast. A giant baby. Bigger than a car. Where its head should be… a pacifier. A massive, breathing pacifier with eyes. Two things stitched into one body. The Division files call it Binky. Two souls stuck together. The head is gentle, even kind. Loved the kids here. Played with them. The body underneath is something else entirely. It eats. And it only eats one thing. Winston wants to spare it. &quot;It&apos;s still a baby, Walter.&quot; We split up to cool off. I went to find a way to put the body down for good. although... I should not have let him go alone.</video:description>
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      <video:description>The dust in the bunker is thicker today. I had to clean the VCR heads three times just to get a clear picture. This tape... it was hidden at the bottom of a locked metal crate. The label simply says &quot;1985 - ALL HANDS.&quot; </video:description>
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