Once upon a time, Omeletteman used to make the best omelettes. But now at Upward, Omeletteman makes the best cookies! Omeletteman's cookies are so good that all the kids want to eat them. And only Omeletteman knows what makes these cookies so goooood. With great help from Binky Drinky, Omeletteman can make infinite cookies for infinite children. And did you know that Mr. Grin is very proud of Omeletteman?

Because Omeletteman is the best employee every month and every year! For now, Omeletteman awaits his well-deserved promotion. What grand career could be next for this handsome man? And will it be in this world... or the other? Only Omeletteman knows. Haha!

UpWard Awards:

• April 1981 - Chef of the Month
• May 1981 - Chef of the Month
• June 1981 - Chef of the Month
• July 1981 - Chef of the Month
• August 1981 - Chef of the Month
• September 1981 - Chef of the Month
• October 1981 - Chef of the Month
• November 1981 - Chef of the Month
• December 1981 - Chef of the Month
• January 1982 - Chef of the Month
• February 1982 - Chef of the Month
• March 1982 - Chef of the Month

Written by Omelette Man

Note from The Archivist: This information seems to have been filed by this "Omeletteman" himself. It is not yet known how this man got access to the terminal. Despite being a human being, something is not quite right about this man. But I just can't figure out what it is.