She held the title of UpWard Mascotte Caretaker, responsible for watching and taming the things wandering the facility. Her background is a complete black box. No one we've interviewed knows where she came from or who hired her. The only consistent piece of intel we've gathered from former staff is a strict warning: do not cross her.

She had an unnatural grip on the mascottes. We found numerous logs detailing her dynamic with Chompy Chasey; he rarely left her side and functioned almost as her personal guard dog. She knew exactly what made him tick.

Even more concerning is her connection to Binky Drinky. Every other handler failed , often violently, to get Binky Drinky under control. According to the records we recovered, Lauren was the only person breathing who actually knew how to tame it.